Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
