Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dear god my vagina.
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