if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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