Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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