Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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