Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
