I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just blew my weed a kiss
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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