your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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