when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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