have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
be right there i have to get my cape
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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