I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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