He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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