good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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