she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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