never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
