I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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