There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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