Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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