Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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