I look better un-naked...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Then you guys just all showered together...?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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