My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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