If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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