the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i permit you to call me
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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