That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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