Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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