I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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