Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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