There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Houston, we have a squirter
We talked him into tasing himself.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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