No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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