It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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