"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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