I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
