piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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