That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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