Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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