What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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