remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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