Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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