i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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