I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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