let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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