She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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