that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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