I'm drive I can fine osifer
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you had me at cake vodka
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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