hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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