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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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