I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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