You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
