Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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I need you to use more vowels.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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