Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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