I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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