you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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