One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
