Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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