ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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