I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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