He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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