Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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